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Subject Joe Millionaire 'Baby Got Back' parody
     
Posted by MikeH(Twin GT35BB Incon Z) on February 04, 2003 at 10:31 PM
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Message Baby Got Bucks by KLEEOO5 Mix-A-Lot

(All)
I like big bucks and I cannot lie
u other girlz can't deny
when a boy rides in with a big, brown, horse
and 50 mil in ur face
u get sprung
want to dress up tough
cuz u noticed that bucks was stuck
beef to the jeans he’s wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get with cha
and take ur wallet
my homegirls tried 2 warn me
but that bucks u got makes me so horny
ooooooo rumple green papers
u say u don’t lie to get in my pants
well, use me, use me, cuz u ain't that average Joe
I seen him dancin
to hell with romancing
he sweat, wet
he’s got it going like a mack truck
I’m tired of magazines
seeing Donald Trump are the thing
cuz the average Joe ask him that
he’s got 2 pack much bucks
so girls
YAH!
girls
YAH!
cuz ur boyfriends got the bucks
HELL YAH!
charge it
yah
charge it
yah
charge that healthy bank account
baby got bucks
baby got bucks

(Heidi solo part)
I like you dumb and rich
and when Im throwing a fit
I just can't help myself
from acting like beech
now here's my lousy french
I wanna get my bags home and
uh double up uh uh
I am talking bout playboy
Sarah silicon parts are made for toys
I want Benjamins real quick and easy
so find that rich man u got to be busy
Zora seems trouble
are u that gullible
so she looking at gold diggers
but not knocking those smoking bimbos looking like hoes
Evan can keep those bimbos
I don’t want no fake rich man
U can keep ur secrets, not a peep Joe

(Zora solo part)
i wanna get wit cha
i will kiss ya or date ya
i gotta be straight when I say
I wanna love ya to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of beech won't like this song
cuz those punks like ya money
and I'd rather stay and play
cuz I'm thick and I'm strong
and I'm down to get this fricken sh*t on

(Joe’s part)
so ladies
YAH!
ladies
YAH!
so u wanna roll my imaginary mercedes
YAH!
so turn around
stick it out
all the girls got 2 shout
baby got bucks
baby got bucks
yah baby
when it comes to females
cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
Andrea, Dana, Katie, Alison u are dumped
Dayana, Mandy, Gretchen, u are gone
Amanda, Amy, Jennifer, don’t even know ya
OH, Heidi, Heidi, I think I gonna run and hide

(Sarah’s solo)
so I used to own A cups
but now I got some bombs
hehe…I am not even a real blond
Evan’s anacoda
don't got none unless he got some
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that brain
some rich men play that cash rolls
and tell ya that the money is gonna be in my bank

(MOJO solo)
so public says I’m old
well i ain't down wit dat
my t*ts are 1 year old
and my curves are kicking
and Evan wants sticking
to the message board
you ain't it miss thing
give me a break
can’t a girl lie a little bout her age
just trying to get it…ah wait I meant
just trying to get to know him

(Melissa Solo)
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
painter got no game
he gave me some buck tooth, man
how am I gonna get Evan
with this ethnic look
That damn Sarah getting on my nerves
Try to top me with a kiss and her fake a$$ curves
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and t*ts are fake
and u wanna triple down
bet on me
while I have nasty thoughts in the back

(ALL)
baby got bucks
baby got bucks
baby got bucks



     
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